The Check List: Is She A Crazy Baby Momma?

OK, I have been getting a lot of requests for new Check list's, and of course I aim to please. So here is another one to keep the laughs going.

Something tells me that MANY people are going to be able to relate to this one.
Do not be offended people. It's all fun and games.. unless you can initial next to any of them, you're good! lmao Here goes!

You know you have a crazy BM (baby momma) when...

1. You find hidden Nanny cameras in your child's teddy bear.
2. You have 2 court cases a month, and one is usually because the psycho keyed your car! lol
3. She has your girl friends phone number on speed dial, but its *67 first! (Like the gf don't know its you..lol)
4. You're walking to the store, and home girl is hiding in the bushes! LOCA!
5. She's at all the parties and/or get together you're at, but you didn't invite her.
6. Every time she cooks for you, you make the dog taste it first. LMAO!
7. She plays your shadow, and she ain't even pushing the stroller.. (wheres the baby at man?)
8. She calls your mom, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, cousin, homie and neighbor trying to locate that ass.. (b*tch is crazy)
9. She threatens your life, only until you answer her calls.
10. She does a drive by around your house to see if your lights are off or on.
11. You come home and she's already in your apartment talking about "where the f*ck you been?" and all you can think to yourself is "how the f*ck this b*tch got in here?"
12. She knows where you been and where you going, yet you disclosed no information to her.
13. She suddenly befriends your closest friends and family.

I know, I know... I'm not even right! But listen ladies, if the shoe fits.. please try and change the style!

Baby momma drama is just not fun ladies... Entertaining... but not fun!