Ladies, I have come face to face with the prettiest boy I have ever met. There was one problem though... He almost made me feel as though he were "prettier" than me.. That's a NO GO!
In an effort to avoid this epidemic, please take note of the following.
- If his eyebrows have more of an arch than yours, he's too pretty.. lol
- He spends more time in the mirror than you, he's too pretty..
- He looks at himself in car windows, store windows, your makeup mirror, his own pocket mirror, and worst of all.. in your sun glasses.. He's def too pretty.
- If he refers to himself in the 3rd person. Lord have mercy on us all.. he is too pretty.
- If he irons his boxers. Maybe he likes them toasty.. idk.. but I think that's just too much. You don't see us females pressing our thongs.. we just don't do it.
- If he wears all his white tees and tank tops one time only... homeboy is too pretty..
- If he uses his mothers/your shower gel and lotion.. thus making him smell like peaches and cream.. PRETTY STATZ.. along with something else but we aren't even going there!
- Lastly, if you does not want to hold your hand or allow you to rest your head on his shoulder, in fear of wrinkling his shirt, He is way too pretty for his own good. Whats next? No sex because we might mess up your hair? Get over it!
For all who are wondering, I have dealt with some of these issues first hand.
I learned you can't date someone who is more of a b*tch than you.. It's just never going to work.
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