The Check List: Is He too Ghetto?

Ok.. I have to "LOL" just at the title of this one.

Have you ever been talking to a guy that you really like, until he takes you to his house?

Allow me to elaborate.

Have you ever been talking to a guy you really like, until he takes you to his house, and what he considers a couch is plastic white patio chairs?

I know Hun, Tragic!

Here's another check list in which i feel will be helpful. As always.. Enjoy!

1. If he has more than 2 different flavors of Kool Aid in his refrigerator/ice box, Hun he's ghetto.
2. If a curtain is what he calls "the door" to his bedroom. Uh uh.. too ghetto
3. If you can brush your teeth, wash dishes and your ass all in the same room, he's living ghetto fab thus making the fool GHETTO.
4. If his sheets make you itch (1st of all.. RUN) he is way too ghetto and nasty!
5. If his shower curtain is an old sheet nailed to the walls.. He's cheap and GHETTO.
6. When his idea of a date consists of a day on the block/stoop
7. If seeing him entails a Conjugal Visit.
8. He always calls you collect.
9. He's past the age of 25 and lives with mommy still.
10. His address consists of something like this "Marcy Projects Building 2A"
11. If he is collecting unemployment and its been about a year.. GHETTO
12. If he gets food stamps and has no babies.. GHETTO!
13. All he has to offer you to eat is a Mayo and lettuce Sandwich.. GHETTO!
14. If he wears Paco/Fubu/Enyce/Akademiks... Ghetto
15. If his sheets have stains in which he can not explain.. he is one ghetto/nasty ass mofo
16. If he has a gold front tooth.. GHETTO
17. If he's 100 pounds yet his clothes are still XXXL.. ghetto

I'm sure there's more.. but I think I hit this one out the ball park!

It's always a pleasure! =)