Showing posts with label losers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label losers. Show all posts

Monday, November 17, 2008

The Check List: Is he no Good?

Ladies..I have taken out a substantial amount of my time to get together this list of "No No's". Read each sentence paying close attention to each detail...

Check all that Apply..

__ Has more than one child with more than one woman. ( baby momma drama)

__ Claims broke, yet has those new kicks that just came out (bum)

__ Bipolar disorder, also known as.. "Baby I'm just confused" syndrome.

__ M.I.A., and no I do not mean the Hip Hop artist.. I mean Missing in Action, also known as "family days"

__ Uses the "I fell asleep early" line more than twice a week.

__ Silences his cell phone come bed time. No sweetie, its not that he don't want to be bothered.. he just don't want you playing Robocop..

__ Runs the guilt trip on how you're not understanding.. example " she's the mother of my child, what do you want from me?" Lied!

__ Lives in Williamsburg.. LMFAO!

__Owns an unlimited metro card.

__ Comes home at 4 am stumbling, waking up the next morning claiming to remember nothing. Ladies, he remembered his address didn't he? THANK YOU!

__ Only sees you during the week, thus enforcing the "I'm single attitude" come Friday.

__ Come pay day, they're the best boyfriends ever!



Ladies, I am sure there are more examples.. I am willing to adjust the list, just send me suggestions!

.. and remember, if you place a little check next to 3 or more, you got yourself a LOSER!
Run Hunnie, like your life depended on it!! lmfao!