So I'm getting on the J train this morning.. and right behind me enters a young guy dressed to impress with "THE BIBLE" in his right hand. I knew all my fellow commuters were in for a special sermon by Mr. GQ himself.
I plopped my tired ( a lil stressed out) tush down.. and it began..
"I'm not here to talk to you about religion... I am here to talk to you about the word of god.. The Bible"... "Religion is dead.. we have priest molesting children.. pastors cheating on their wives and stealing the money".. "Read the word of god written in the blood of Jesus Christ... and you too can be as lucky as I am"... "I had to go through my struggle.. but god had his mercy on me.. and he lifted me up.. so I lift his name up.. Thank you for your time this morning"
As we pulled into my stop.. I stood up.. looked at this stranger.. and gave him a simple "Thank you".. Seems to me like he must have hit a low point in his life... and although he stood in front of us well put together and FINE as ever.. I knew that we wasn't always "OK"... and that he.. like myself.. had endured some painful experiences.
I don't know his name.. his history.. his issues.. his beliefs.. or even what happened to him to make him so devoted to the "BIG GUY" upstairs. But I am grateful for him and his refreshing words.
Makes you wonder... What's religion all about anyway right? As long as you can pray you can have a beautiful relationship with god. I don't know.. just something to think about..
****** this is def a step in the more serious direction.. but I had to.. don't worry guys.. I'll find a funny little something to keep the laughter going.. lol
14 comments:
*Harlem shakes to Salsa music*
*incoherently rambles obscenities*
*Quietly sits down and goes back to work*
haha.. i swear ur comments make my morning juni_walmac
I try, my nerves are mad jumpy this morning i dont know wtf is going on.....
settle down there killa... its only a blog.. lol
:take deep breathes:
Lol, you jerk....so just tell the truth, the bible salesman bagged you...
lmfao! no only dominican 50 yr old men can do that! lmao
I felt like the bible guy was really sincere.. he was sweet and just trying to get a point across.. i kind of felt for him ya kno..
all he wanted was to be heard..
I know the feeling man!!
no only dominican 50 yr old men can do that!
^^^
Lol @ the subliminal confession
Nah i hear what your saying but i kind of feel like if the dude was like so "you want to get a cup of coffee"? You wouldn't be at work right now (no shots) Lmao....
In all seriousness i understand what your saying, i have hit many lows and nobody has ever noticed. Im pretty good at hiding my wounds.
hahaha!! I mean he looked well put together im not gonna lie.. but i would be a little scared that an Exorcism would be involved.. as well as some violent bible beatings.. with him yelling at me "REPENT REPENT!"
i would def. have to pass on that ya kno.. lol
as well as some violent bible beatings.. with him yelling at me "REPENT REPENT!"
^^^^
*Hilarity*
I TRY =)
i kno.. im so modest right?
*Puts on suede loafers (no socks)*
*Puts on Old Spice Cologne*
*Puts on earth tone colored suit (with shoulder pads)*
*Practices Bible salesman diddy bop*
*Repents*
*Becomes a Bible salesman for Halloween*
lmfao! very good idea.. u think if i go as a pregnant nun the bible man would be offended? or would i be helping his cause? I mean after all.. he's the one who said religion is dead!
Hahaaa @ Pregnant Nun, thats fu*&$d up....
Public announcement:
Whom ever spots someone dressed up as a "Pregnant Nun" feel free to ravish , ransack, assault, pillage or plunder this individual for such a heinous act. These types of things can not be condoned but must be condemned in an attempt to ultimately ostracize this shameful individual from our community, Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.
Sincerely Juni Walmac
So what im bored...lol
lmfao!!!!!!!! that was classic... real classic.. i smell a new blog comign along!!
stay tuned Juni_walmac
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